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Dr Google is a bit of a t**t. Picture the scene, it’s the middle of the night, your child has…

Dear Telegraph journalist… … Who, in an evil Voldermort fashion must not be named because we shouldn’t give her click…

I did a naked photo shoot last weekend. Yup. Tits out, floppy belly exposed and peggy flaps flapping in the…

I’m not feeling very funny today because I’m on my period, so I thought I’d write about being on my…

The first shit was like straining a large cactus out of my tight, little rectum. Quite possibly on par –…

I don’t know about you, but this picture Doria Ragland and the royal posse didn’t half make me laugh. Why?…

A few weeks ago I wrote a blog post called ‘Does getting smashed make you a bad mum?’ and in…

I went to the gym this morning and one of the guys who works there asked me how I was….

What are the best free period tracker apps for iphone and android available in the uk in 2019? There are…