Category: Mummy Mon

Motherhood is NOT for me…
I’ve always been a little selfish and self-obsessed. I even trained as an actor so I could be centre stage….
Why does Dr Google always diagnose meningitis or a brain tumour?
Dr Google is a bit of a t**t. Picture the scene, it’s the middle of the night, your child has…

10 Things that happened to me down below after giving birth…
The first shit was like straining a large cactus out of my tight, little rectum. Quite possibly on par –…
Best free period tracker apps 2019
What are the best free period tracker apps for iphone and android available in the uk in 2019? There are…

The irony of motherhood…
On the one hand… My children made me who I am today. Before becoming a mother I was nothing. An…

Since when did the Easter Bunny become a thing?
I got really caught out by the Easter Bunny thing last year. Since when did it become a thing anyway?…
My ‘no diet’ anxiety…
Ok, so last year I started this intuitive eating course and the first step was was to – reject diet…

Does getting smashed make you a bad mum?
Last week after watching Dawn O’Porter’s insta stories I was transported back to my ‘getting smashed’ days. If you didn’t…

How to Raise Confident Children with High Self-Esteem…
Ok so how do we raise confident children with high self-esteem? Now I’m not taking Kevin at the beginning of…

Dear Competitive Mum…
Get a grip mate. There’s always going to be another child who’s better than your kid, so inevitably, you’re setting…